if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I came so hard my ears popped.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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