belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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