that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Everything about him screamed your future.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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