My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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