I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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