You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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