Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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