just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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