I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
In America we eat man semen.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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