come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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