it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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