i don't like sucking hair
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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