your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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