can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just high enough for therapy.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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