There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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