i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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