yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
