My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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