I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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