we're blogging at a bar
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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