I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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ugly people sure do ruin things
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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