you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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