i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
