erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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