You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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