It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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