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Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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