IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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