I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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