Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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