"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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