You made me cry and you don't even care
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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