God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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