Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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