O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
