i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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