So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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