their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We are all done wearing pants today
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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