When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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