3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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