Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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