if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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