no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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