Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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