I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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