...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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