Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
the day after is always just damage control
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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