Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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