Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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