...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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