I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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