I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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