Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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