I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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