On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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