i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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