i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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