she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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